perissology: the use of more words than are necessary; superfluity of expression.

"Why are you only nice to me?"

"Excuse me?"

"An hour ago you were totally screwing with Dean and now you’re totally nice to me."

"You see, it’s the screwing with Dean that’s an important step to getting here so that I can be nice to you."

dogapult:

today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread


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make me choose

babyablaze asked: logan huntzberger or jess mariano

heidi8:

pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

Whoever does social media for the Smithsonian is awesome. 

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

[video] [h/t: cineraria]

nevver:

Lesser Ury


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burntlikethesun:

Bye, Doctor. You know, travel does broaden the mind.

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