perissology: the use of more words than are necessary; superfluity of expression.

do you ever think that someone is self-aware but then you realize that they are just self-centered 

ROTBTD + Frozen AUThe Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

"Do you have a chicken for my table?"

No—uh, no, my kitchen is out of chickens.”


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that time the italian kid in my ecology class said that the cops in america are nice

i was like are we talking about the same america or 

abbydraws:

a cozy art for a stormy weather.

tommybishops:

splderwoman:

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

IN 2016 (x)

"[Deadpool] will actually have no connection to the one that was in Wolverine," said Reynolds.

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THE FACT THAT IT HAS NO RELATION TO THE SHITTY WOLVERINE MOVIE BUT STILL HAS RYAN REYNOLDS IN IT GOD FUCKIN BLESS ALL MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

You’re my best friend, you’re a creature of the night, it’s kind of like a priority of mine.

broaaadbean:

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

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